Port Moresby: Monty Phyton's Non-Flying Party em Lisboa

sexta-feira, fevereiro 10, 2006

Monty Phyton's Non-Flying Party em Lisboa

Não posso deixar de fazer referência a este evento que descobri no blog do Nuno Markl. Qualquer fã de Monty Phyton que se preze (e por "fã de Monty Phyton que se preze" deve entender-se qualquer ser humano dotado de inteligência) deve querer ir a este evento, uma espécie de convenção de «Pythonófilos», como o próprio Markl descreve.

Marquem nas vossas agendas: dia 18 de Fevereiro, às 22h30, na Caixa Económica Operária, uma noite só para os fãs dos Monty Phyton, com a exibição de sketches, entre outros momentos. Isto promete!

E agora, vamos lá, follow me:

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...

I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...

You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the moment dad came...

because...

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine

Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Monty Phyton, in The Meaning of Life (1983)